KEISLING: In social flip, men forced to run office for a woman in state AG’s office

It’s “9 to 5,” except Bruce Beemer plays Dolly Parton’s role

If these men were everyday women working in everyday offices, they wouldn’t be subpoenaed to testify before a Senate impeachment committee looking to sack their boss.

If they were women, covering for their boss, they’d be expected to shut up and get back to work.

by Bill Keisling

This week in Harrisburg was all about role reversals.

The Pennsylvania Senate’s “Special Committee on Senate Address” wrapped up a series of hearings this week to lay the groundwork to remove state Attorney General Kathleen Kane from office.

By all indications, the committee is set to recommend that the full Senate attempt to remove Kane, using a constitutionally questionable procedure the GOP leadership hopes will cut short hearings and stifle debate.

As most readers know, last month Kane saw her law license suspended by an angry and compromised state Supreme Court.

Bruce Beemer

Bruce Beemer

Kane, among other forbidden transgressions, revealed that justices on the high court were emailing pornography with other randy boys in and out of state government. In retaliation for this and other matters, the court suspended her law license.

Hoping to rid themselves of meddlesome Kane once and for all, the Senate’s “Special Committee on Senate Address” has decided to subvert the constitutional role of the state House by attempting to impeach Kane.

So this is the first role reversal: the Senate is taking on the constitutional duties of the House.

To get around the tedious and drawn-out process of traditional impeachment, as demanded by the state constitution in these instances of law, the Senate is invoking an obscure clause added to the state constitution in the 1800s intended to allow the Senate to remove senile and otherwise mentally impaired officials from office.

This is the second role reversal: Kane, no doubt politically embattled, but sane, is being legislatively treated by the intellectually challenged GOP old boys as if she is the mentally impaired one, or a lunatic.

To that end, the Senate’s ad-hoc impeachment committee held a series of lackluster hearings over the last two weeks, in which it was heard that the attorney general’s office was still functioning relatively well, all things considered, despite the court’s imprudent yanking of Kane’s law license.

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Senate Impeachment Committee panel

The Senate impeachment committee’s most interesting hearing by far was held this Wednesday, November 18, when the committee heard from four of Kane’s top lieutenants: First Deputy Attorney General Bruce Beemer, and three executive deputy attorneys general, James Donahue, Robert Mulle, and Lawrence Cherba, all men.

This third role reversal, though certainly not as constitutionally troubling or insulting to the mentally ill, proved to be much more socially enjoyable to consider.

With their boss indisposed, the committee was told, the four men were forced to put their little heads together to figure out how to run the office.

Of course, the same thing has been going on in offices from time immemorial, except women traditionally have been forced to run the show while the male boss is indisposed, to cover for him.

So what we have here in the state AG’s office is the movie “9 to 5.”

Except, with this enjoyable and madcap plot twist: Deputy AGs Beemer, Donahue, Mulle and Cherba are playing the roles of Dolly Parton, Jane Fonda, and Lilly Tomlin, as the secret power behind the thrown, calling all the shots, while the Dabney Coleman part, in a casting coup, goes to Kathleen Kane.

The committee read aloud a memo drafted by the four men in late October, shortly before Kane’s law license was yanked, explaining how they would now assume any and all of her duties that require a law license.

Committee chair Sen. John Gordner ran down a checklist of duties as expressed in the memo.

“Recognizing your role as attorney general, but the fact that your license is suspended, you should be informed of all actions that will be taken by the office, as you normally would,” Sen. Gordner read from the memo the four had written to AG Kane. “However, the ultimate decision on legal matters must lie with the first deputy,” who is Beemer, the committee heard. “‘The types of decisions that should ultimately be decided by the first deputy should include,’ and then there’s a list of six items. Number one is a decision on whether to bring a civil or criminal action. Since October 22, is that in fact your role, or whose role is it, on whether to bring a civil or criminal action?”

“That is a role within the office that the ultimate decision has rested with myself,” Beemer told the committee.

In fact, the committee was told, the buck for just about all legal decisions now stopped with Beemer.

“And were you delegated by Kathleen Kane to do that or have you assumed that responsibility?” Sen. Gordner asked Beemer.

“That responsibility has been undertaken based on me reading … both the Pennsylvania constitution and the Commonwealth Attorneys Act,” Beemer explained.

Of course, if Beemer had read the Constitution, as he says, what was he doing testifying at a House impeachment function in the Senate? The mind boggles. But, nonetheless, you get the idea.

“The second thing is decisions on whether to settle civil actions,” Gordner asked. “Who is taking on that responsibility?”

“I have,” Beemer said.

“And have you been designated or delegated to do that?” Gordner asked.

With that, Executive Deputy AG Mulle explained, “Senator, we have, as (Beemer) indicated, as lawyers, looked at the controlling statutes that govern the operation of the office of the state attorney general and have, in light of the suspension, put together a protocol that we follow, which goes to the first deputy (Beemer) as currently the ultimate legal authority for legal decisions within the office.”

So there you have it. While AG Kane swings from the rafters, strung up by an angry state Supreme Court, the boys in the office have taken over.

This arrangement, the four testified, was working surprisingly well with practical and everyday matters.

“What Mr. Mulle says is absolutely correct,” Beemer told the committee. “We believe we are on very solid, firm footing. It doesn’t alleviate the potential problems that could come up over and over and over again and that we have to face and litigate in the courts to address and deal with this issue.”

It were these “potential,” hypothetical problems that the committee then led the prosecutors through, as fodder for the state press.

What would happen, for instance, if a county judge were to throw out a case on account of Kane’s suspension? Beemer and the others fretted.

Kane’s law license suspension obviously has had a “profound and extraordinary” impact on the AG’s office, the committee was told, a sound bite which made the headlines in several newspapers, and so on.

No one, predictably, before the Senate impeachment committee questioned the wisdom or fairness of Kane’s law license having been suspended by the high court before she stands trial. So, truth be told, this is another fine mess ultimately created by Pennsylvania’s clownish and pratfall-prone state Supreme Court, not Kane.

“All we can do is operate with the hand we’ve been dealt,” Beemer shrugged.

Of course, as many women in office settings know, most of us in the real world must everyday operate with “the hand we’ve been dealt.”

You get up, and pour yourself another cup of ambition, as Dolly Parton sings. They just use your mind, and never give you credit. Working 9 to 5, it’s all taking and no giving!

If these officials were everyday women working in everyday offices all around this broad commonwealth, I suspect, they wouldn’t be subpoenaed to testify before a Senate impeachment committee looking to sack their boss.

If they were women, covering for their old-boy boss, they’d be expected to shut up and get back to work.

The most startling moment in this travesty came when Senate President Pro Tem Joe Scarnati, an ex officio member of the Senate’s impeachment committee, and its swing vote, demanded of the panel, “Is Kane even coming to work?”

From a man who has failed to produce a state budget, now overdue by five months, this is a startling question indeed.

Other potential indignities in this wacky role reversal went unexplored by the off-the-rails Senate impeachment committee.

Were any of these four subordinate men ever forced to bring AG Kane a cup of coffee, or to go shopping for her family members to pick up last-minute gifts on holidays, as women in many offices often silently suffer?

I have it on good authority that these four underling men also failed to reveal their most secret dread: that the women in the office might go off on a two-week fishing trip, or a Canadian moose hunting expedition, and force the men to answer the office phones.

Let’s at least try be honest here in Pennsylvania, for just one moment: If these four officials were women, there would be plenty of mention in the state press, not of their job duties, but of their wardrobe.

So here we go.

All four deputy attorneys general wore gray suits, with Beemer’s set off in tasteful, narrow stripes.

All the men were draped in demure, if suggestive, red ties, highlighting their eyes and their tonsorially splendid and appropriate hair-dos.

Several of the men, while overweight, tastefully concealed their ample bust lines behind well-cut, conservative jackets.

Their choice of matching gray trousers, concealing their solid girth, seemed also to be a crowd pleaser on the impeachment committee walkway.

The addition of floral hats, and matching bags, shoes and accessories, would, of course, seem to be advised to tie their outfits together.

Updated: November 20, 2015 — 1:13 pm


  1. It is pathetic [what] she is going through for exposing their corruption and even more pathetic that Pennsylvanians are not supporting her for exposing corruption. You would think people would get behind a whistle-blower that exposes corruption at such a high level! Keeping it classy PA! How do people sleep at night? Thank you AG Kane for doing your job!

  2. This whole thing is looking like a very nasty political campaign not a prosecution.

  3. If you all believe KK should have her license suspended, what about judges, Fina, etc. Fuedale leaked GJ and he’s still a judge! Let her get through the process.

  4. “All the men were draped in demure, if suggestive, red ties, highlighting their eyes and their tonsorially splendid and appropriate hair-dos.” OMG,Bill Keisling, you really hit the nail on the head with that statement!

  5. This story is a bunch of hogwash. This woman illegally smeared Reps. & Dems. She makes the Jane Orie Melvin clan look like Bo Peep. When Gov. Wolfe says she should resign, thats like Karl Marx asking Vladimir Lenin to resign!!!

  6. She taking on the Rich and powerful that think they are above the law…….Big fight …….Good luck…

  7. We need a Federal Investigation into these biased investigations! The people of Pennsylvania deserve better from the judicial system!

  8. Courts were told by Corbett – other people to keep her under wraps. She is getting closer to Corbett’s people.

  9. Any lawyer facing these charges would get their license suspended.

  10. To the person saying anyone facing similar charges would have their license suspended: that is simply not true. Most of those type of suspensions follow convictions, many in federal courts since PA has a complete inability to police what the lawyers in the state are up to. After convictions in federal court the Disciplinary Board then suspends licenses.

  11. District Attonery Seth Williams of Philadelphia and many politically office, including the City Council and new Mayor James Kenny committed years of crimes and retaliation against me and used Political abuse of Pyschiatry to cover up the environmnetal felonies and construction safety hazards I reported.

    I reported on their crimes and they went after me. Nearly killed me. I had to leave Philadelphia to stay alive. Caused many injuries. Political abuse of psychiatry causes trauma and injury by their retlaition methods such as we see here is a crime.

    I had been warning about construction dangers fro years and Philadelphia politics decided to use the crazy card and worse on me and finally- because they did not listen— the people at Market Street died in the demoltion accident on June 5, 2013 on Market Street. I have years of evidence of this political retaliation game that include the highest offices. They are the criminals.

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