From Editor Marv Adams’ weekly column:
“Extra, extra
• Headlines we’ll probably never see:
—Rep. Joe Pitts praises Obama plan
—Mayor, firefighters happy with contract; ride firetruck together through city, siren blaring
—Callista dumps Newt for younger man
—Palestinian, Israeli diplomats give up efforts to bring peace to Pequea Township
—Gov. Corbett admits he’s anti-education: Third-grade teacher made him stand in corner
—No roadwork scheduled today in Lancaster County.”
WATCHDOG: Very funny. A wag of the tail.
How about these headlines we’ll never see:
“Penn Square Partners step up to plate to keep Convention Cenmter solvent”
“Lancaster Newspapers sold to out of town interest…editorial staff dismissed.”
“Downtown Lancaster flourishes seven days a week…pedestrian congestion a major concern”